uk banking satire – Henry VIII

I Once Extended Unlimited Credit To Favoured Courtiers But My Bank Capped My Contactless At One Hundred Pounds

by Gertrud SchneiderOctober 7, 2026August 2, 20260

I Once Extended Unlimited Credit To Favoured Courtiers But My Bank Capped My Contactless At One Hundred Pounds | Henry VIII discovers the contactless payment limit the hard way, at a till, in front of a queue

I Once Switched Loyalty Between Wives With Real Consequence But Switching My Bank Direct Debits Took Eleven Separate Phone Calls

by Gertrud SchneiderAugust 22, 2026August 2, 20260

I Once Switched Loyalty Between Wives With Real Consequence But Switching My Bank Direct Debits Took Eleven Separate Phone Calls | Henry VIII moves to a new bank and discovers that ending a financial relationship is somehow more paperwork than ending a marriage